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Heres some of my FAV Stargate Universe Quotes:

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Weir: Never get between a genius ... and a computer game.
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Weir: How're you doing?
Sheppard: My body's mutating into a bug, how are you?
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Neera: And the clowns?
Sheppard: Oh yeah, the clowns. We fight them too. Entire armies spilling out of Volkswagens. We do our best to fight them off, but they keep sending them in.
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Sheppard: Never thought I'd see any of you again. Kind of even ... missed you a little.
Ronon: Yeah, well, it was only a couple of hours for us, so ...
Teyla: Ronon!
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McKay: "We need the "Zed"-Pee-Em to power the gate."
O'Neill: "Huh?"
Daniel: "Zee-Pee-Em. He's Canadian."
O'Neill (to McKay): I'm sorry.
                                                        - from "Rising"
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"The weapon the Ancients built to defend this outpost."
"The who?"
"You do have security clearance to be here?"
"Yeah, yeah, General O'Neill just gave it to me."
"Then you don't even know about the Stargate."
"The what?"

_ from rising
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"I come from a galaxy far, far away."
        - Sheppard, "Rising"
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"Gateship 1? A little puddle jumper like this?"
"It's a ship, it goes through the gate. Gateship 1."
        - Sheppard and Ford, on the maiden flight, "Rising
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"Some of those Athosian women are pretty hot and we did just save them from the Wraith... we've got to trade in on that while we can, you know? Before they discover that we're not actually that cool?"
        - McKay, "Hide and Seek"
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Weir: "I'm still trying to understand, how you thought it was a good idea to test this device by having someone throw you off a balcony."
McKay: "Oh, believe me that's not the first thing we tried."
Sheppard: "I shot him. In the leg."
McKay: "I'm invulnerable."
Weird: "Aren't you the one who's always spouting off about how proper and careful scientific procedure must be adhered to?"
McKay:"In-vul-ner-able!"                                       -Hide and Seek
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"Ever see a 20-kiloton nuclear explosion?"
"I have... Not up close." 
 - McKay and Sheppard, "Hide and Seek"
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"Converting a human body into energy and sending it millions of light years through a wormhole. Bloody insanity."
"Come on, how often do you get to travel to an alien planet?"
"I was already on an alien planet!"
        - Beckett and Sheppard, "Poisoning The Well
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They were very clear which route to take."
"I prefer a straight line."
"Of course, 'cause everything's a shortcut in Sheppard's world."
        - McKay and Sheppard, Underground"
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In case you hadn't noticed, I'm an extremely arrogant man. I think all my plans will work."
        - Rodney McKay, "The Eye"
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"You destroyed three quarters of a solar system!"
        - Weir, to McKay, "Trinity"
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"Yeah, MALP on a stick!"
        - Sheppard, after McKay puts a camera on the end of a stick, "Epiphany"
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"You claim to be a creation of my mind and yet you are in no way dressed provocatively!"
        - McKay, to 'Carter'
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Dr. Beckett: "How come I never make friends like that?"
McKay: "You need to get out more."
Dr. Beckett: "We´re in another galaxy – how much more `out´ can you
get?!"
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Cetus: "What were you doing in the flooded sections of the city?"
O´Neill: "The backstroke. I think."
Talus: "What are you planning?"
O´Neill: "Well, I was planning to retire, but, man, is that overrated. I mean, it´s not like I´m a workaholic or anything, but, you know, I like to stay active with the community. It´s a health/maintenance sort of thing. You know?"
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McKay: "It´s compliecated. Look, imagine them like leaky pipes okay. So you pump water through them, they will leak right?"
Sheppard: "Dumb this down any more you´re gonna get hit."
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John Sheppard: "This is creeping me out."
Rodney McKay: "Yeah, it reminds me of an old episode of Batman, actually. Catwoman used a drug to put a spell on Batman, make him fall in love with her. Ended up doing all sorts of evil things for her. kind of a turn-on, actually. It was Julie Newmar in the catsuit..."
John Sheppard: "Eartha Kitt was Catwoman."
Rodney McKay: "Not till season three."
John Sheppard: "Really?"
Rodney McKay: "Yeah, you didn´t know that?"

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Maj. John Sheppard: Without inertial dampening, we'd be hit by so many g's, our eyes would pop, our skin would pull away from our faces, our brains would squish up to the back our skulls, and our internal organs would be crushed into these chairs.

What about that sandwich?
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Dr. Rodney McKay: I'm sorry. It's just... I react to certain doom in a certain way. It's a bad habit.
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Maj. John Sheppard: [the sensors have discovered a powerful energy field] You think it's worth checking out?
Dr. Rodney McKay: Any significant energy emission generally indicates technological civilization.
Maj. John Sheppard: So... you think it's worth checking out?
Dr. Rodney McKay: [sarcastically] I'm sorry. Yes. Energy field good.
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Episode "1969"

O´Neill is being interogated.]

Guy: "So whats your name sir?"

O´Neill: "Captain James T. Cerk of the starship enterprize."

Guy: "Your tags say otherwise..."

O´Neill: "Their lieing!"

Guy: "Mr. Cerk either you cooperate, or I hand you over to the CIA!"

O´Neill: "CIA huh? Well then i´ll be perfectly honest with you Bob- can I call you Bob?- Im Not called Cerk.
My real name is Skywalker- Luke Skywalker!"

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Comander Rigar: "Let us talk about your friend in the wood."

O´Neill: "I have no friends... in the woods or otherwise."

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Jack O´Neill to Janet Fraiser: "I ask you, what could be possibly be in my eye that would explain all this?"

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Loki: "No, no, no, this is all wrong!"
O´Neill: "Hey! I´ll tell you what´s wrong, I just woke up, haven´t had coffee, let alone a pee in seven days! And I find out you stole my ass and made a, mini me! Carter, I should be irked, currently, yes?"
Carter: "Yes I...I would be."

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Jackson: "We think this Asgard kidnapped you and replaced you with a clone."
O´Neill: "How long have I been asleep?"
Carter: "Seven days."
O´Neill (proudly): "Thats a record!"
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SG 1 entering a village and approaching a group of villagers. One villager looks at Teal´c:
Villager: "He´s a Jaffa!"
Colonel O´Neill: "No... But he plays one on TV!"

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Jack: "I got the eye and about a pound of very powerfull explosive is stuck to it.
Give us clear accses to the gate...or I´ll blow it up."
Jaffa: "Your self along with it?"
Jack: "Whats your point?"
Jaffa: "I´ll speack with my master."
Jack: "Fine go ahaed...dont forget to tell him you screwed up again."

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